Captain's log

Posted on Fri May 19th, 2023 @ 11:03pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Captain's log, stardate... hmm, I don't know what stardate it is. Anyway, I'm counting my lucky stars as the best Star Fleet officer ever just transferred to this ship. Ensign Don Key, who I've already promoted to Lieutenant J.G. using the promotion that was supposed to be for Mack, has it all--talent, brains, and a love for all things sweet. Oh yeah, he tells the absolute best jokes! Sky's the limit for this guy. However, all is not well as there's another new crewmember aboard... And I'm not so sure about this 'Townsend' fellow, who seems to be nothing more than a cantankerous old sod. We'll see.

That's it. End log.