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All's well that ends well... almost

Posted on Mon Sep 6th, 2021 @ 4:44pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: The Undiscovered Starbase
Location: Various
Timeline: Current


{Starbase 10, Court Room}

Judge: "Very well. This court dismisses the charges against Captain Sprague and restores him to command of the FSS Albion..."

Audience member: ::crinkles his nose as he turns to the person next to him:: "FSS Albion?"

Judge: ::falls over dead::

Bailiff: "Judge Bartholomew, are you all right?!?" ::rushes over::

{Admiral Yoshimeyer's Office}

Main in Star Fleet Uniform: ::pointing a phaser at Yoshimeyer:: "It's over for you, Yoshimeyer! You foiled my plans to defraud both the Federation and the Ferengi Empire out a fortune of gold-pressed latinum."

Yoshimeyer: ::standing behind his desk with his hands up:: "Wait, you mean Sprague's not guilty?"

Main in Star Fleet Uniform: "Wait, what? You mean your security detail didn't raid my operation on deck 34?"

Yoshimeyer: "What are you talking about? Deck 34... that's waste management--security inspects it once a year." ::picks up a PADD and reads:: "They finished their inspection this morning and found nothing out of the ordinary."

Main in Star Fleet Uniform: ::presses button on his watch: =/\=Garth, what's going on?=/\=

Garth: =/\=All good down here, Sir!=/\=

Main in Star Fleet Uniform: ::curses under his breath:: "Well I guess that's good, but I still have to kill you since I just spilled the beans."

Yoshimeyer: "So Sprague isn't guilty???"

Main in Star Fleet Uniform: ::laughs:: "No, you imbecile. He's an incompetent boob who just happened to provide a timely diversion for us."

Yoshimeyer: "I see. Well, before you kill me, can I call my wife and kids to say goodbye?"


Let's get this one wrapped up...

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020


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