Intruder Alert!

Posted on Fri Jan 21st, 2022 @ 5:06am by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Consult the Anomaly
Location: USS Albion, Ready Room
Timeline: Current

OM:

{USS Albion, Ready Room}

Computer: "Intruder alert! Intruder alert!"

Sprague: ::sitting at his desk, almost chokes on his chocolate sundae::

Computer: "Intruder alert in the main galley!" ::a picture of Barf mixing something disgusting in a giant pot appears on Sprague's desk monitor:: "What would you like to do? Type A to set up a security perimeter around the galley. Type B to have the intruder immediately transported to the brig. Type C to have the intruder vaporized. Type D to apply for political asylum on behalf of the intruder. Or press E to hear these options again."

Sprague: ::distracted by some chocolate that fell on his uniform:: "Oh man!" ::accidentally presses D::

Computer: "Political asylum application filed with Special Federation Offices." ::picture of an outgoing email appears on the screen::

Sprague: ::looks back up at his monitor, which is now blank, and forgets what he was doing:: "Probably nothing important." ::shrugs his shoulders and continues eating the sundae::

OFF:

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020