He’s A Heartbreaker

Posted on Wed May 17th, 2023 @ 8:01pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Current

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Sprague: "Listen to this, listen to this... Don, how does it go again?" ::takes a bite from his sundae::

Key: ::begins to speak::

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Key: “There once was a woman from Venus, who…”

Sprague: “Wait, wait, that’s not the joke.”

Key: ::Looks blankly::

Townsend: “It’s good to meet you Lieutenant (JG) Key.”

Key: ::Swallows mouthful of cherry pie, the sweat from his forehead beading down his face:: “Hey, nice to meet you too!”

Townsend: “So I guess I’ll just—”

Key: “URRRGGGHH!!” ::Grabs his chest:: “I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think I’m having a heart attack.” ::Falls off chair onto the floor::


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Lieutenant (JG) Donald ‘Don’ Key
Flight Control Officer
USS Albion