PROBLEMS!!!!

Posted on Wed May 17th, 2023 @ 8:23pm by Master Chief Petty Officer Chris Townsend
Edited on on Thu May 18th, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Mission: Naming Conventions

ON:

{USS Albion, Captain's Ready Room}

#SNIP#
Key: “URRRGGGHH!!” ::Grabs his chest:: “I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think I’m having a heart attack.” ::Falls off chair onto the floor::
#SNIP#

Townsend: ::immediately begins performing CPR:: =/\=Medical to the Captain's Ready Room now!=/\= "...4, 5, 6..." ::begins to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation::

Key: "Just kidding! I got you good!"

Townsend: ::spits some of Key's cherry pie onto the floor::

Sprague: "HAHAHA! Don, you're the best!"

#SNIP#

Townsend::Grabs Key by the shirt and lift him up and off the ground and slams him into the seat:: "Your Aboard a Star Fleet Vessel! START ACTING LIKE A STAR FLEET OFFICER!!!"::Townsend then walks out!: