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Rise of the Machines

Posted on Mon May 29th, 2023 @ 2:44am by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Current


And now the conclusion!


{USS Albion, Bridge}

Genno: "The lead ship is powering up weapons... sensors indicate a Star Fleet phaser array!"

Main viewer: ::lead Klingon ship explodes::

Genno: ::a light starts flashing at her station:: "It seems that Ensign Glass didn't properly calibrate the phaser array before the Klingons stole it, causing it to go unstable once activated."

Townsend: "Rest his soul."

Main viewer: ::a piece of debris hits Voomy's shuttle craft, sending it tumbling back to the Albion undamaged; the two other Klingon Birds of Prey leave orbit::

Andrews: "That worked out well."

{USS Albion, Sickbay}

Sprague: ::dancing:: "Heeeeeeeey Macarena!"

Grexx: ::enters from the research lab; covered in smoke and soot:: "I've got it! Shitehead doesn't cure anything! It's just a recreational drug for the Hydra Gammatians!"

Sprague: "Promotion time again." ::still dancing, waddles toward Grexx::

Grexx: "I don't know what to say, Sir. It was a true team effort--"

Sprague: "Hey Macarena!" ::continues past Grexx and toward Key:: "Congratulations, Commander Don Key!" ::hands Key Commander rank insignia::

{USS Albion, Corridor}

Ensign Vattaash Zh'raallir: ::finally finds her quarters::


That should just about wrap things up. Shitehead was never a miracle drug, but just a recreational drug with no medicinal purpose. One of the three Klingon ships is destroyed, and the others have fled. All that's left to do now is for Voomy, Captain Gage, and Brad James to leave the ship.

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020


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