Improv

Posted on Fri Jun 16th, 2023 @ 5:46pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Albion, on Ice!
Location: Various
Timeline: Current

ON:

{Spacedock, Dive Bar}

#SNIP#
Alien: ::sits down across from Townsend:: "To your planet, welcome."

Townsend: "I think that's my line, stranger."
#SNIP#

Alien: "Oh, forgive. I here am new. But you are known, being Master Chief Petty Officer Townsend from Albion."

Townsend: "You have me at a disadvantage, sir."

Alien: "I name not important. You seek I. Message received. Available ship stands by..." ::leans forward: "...right now."


{Spacedock, Ice Skating Rink}

Sprague: ::skating: "Whoa! Whoa!"

Key: ::skating:: "Aaah!!"

Sprague and Key: ::run into each other and fall down on the ice::

Panache: "CUT!!" ::rubs his face:: "Again, from the top."


{USS Albion, Deck 6}

Janeway: ::leaves for deck 5::

Deck 6 life support: ::turns off::


{Spacedock, Ice Skating Rink}

Sprague and Key: ::exit for the corridor outside, but still wearing their ice skates::

DeCroix: ::pulling on Crossfield's left arm:: "This is my show!"

Heinrich: ::pulling on Crossfield's right arm:: "No, I'm the star!"

Crossfield: "Ladies, please, there's enough for me to go around!"

DeCroix & Heinrich: ::continue arguing and pulling::

Crossfield: ::both arms pulled out of socket:: "Ouch!"

DeCroix: ::falls backward onto the ice::

Heinrich: ::falls into a railing and dies::


{Spacedock, Corridor}

Sprague: "This is the life."

Key: "Can we install ice skating on the Albion?"

Sprague: "Sure! Let's put it in astrometrics, we don't really need that anyway." ::trips over his skates and falls into Key::

Key: ::falls into a table, causing a blonde wig to attach to his head::

Sprague: ::falls into another table, which rips his outer shirt off, revealing a t-shirt saying 'I'm a sk8er'::

Reporters: ::rush over::


{USS Albion, Deck 5}

Janeway: ::glances up at a tv::

On tv...

Reporter: "I can confirm that Helga Heinrich and and Edward Crossfield are both uninjured from their recent falls." ::camera pans to show Sprague and Key::

OFF:

Captain Dick Spague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020