The Show Must Go On

Posted on Thu Aug 31st, 2023 @ 1:51pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Albion, on Ice!
Location: Various
Timeline: Current

ON:

{Spacedock, Ice Skating Rink}

TV Commentator #1: "Ouch, that's gotta hurt!"

TV Commentator #2: "Right you are, Ken, and there appears to be a disturbance spilling onto the ice as well."

Suspect in audience: ::fires phaser at Sprague and Key::

Klingon A: ::vaporized by phaser blast meant for Sprague and Key::

Mack: ::tackles Suspect::

Gage: ::flipping pages of the script in confusion::

Panache: ::in the fetal position crying::

Person in Audience: "This is the most magnificent melding of ice genres ever!" ::claps vigorously::

{Hotel Room}

Janeway: ::still puking her guts out:: "Gotta get to the emergency call button--" ::falls to the ground unconscious::

OFF:

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020