Bake Him Away Toys

Posted on Fri Sep 1st, 2023 @ 6:12pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

Mission: Albion, on Ice!
Location: Starbase Ice Rink
Timeline: Current

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{Starbase Ice Rink}

#Snip#

Sprague: “What substance would that be?"

Mack: “The data identify it as something called "Pumpkin-Spice Latte".”

#/Snip#

A gaggle of Federation science officers appeared out of nowhere, picked up the head and disappeared almost as quickly.

Mack: “Well, so much for that opportunity.”

::Two Security officers arrive to take West away::

Key: “Take him away boys.”

Sprague: “Hey, I’m the ranking officer here. Bake him away toys.”

Security: “What did you say?”

Sprague: ::Dejectedly:: “Do as the Commander says.”

::West is taken away by security::

Mack: “What do you think will become of him, sir?”

Sprague: “Hard labor at Rura Penthe probably, if the Klingons get their way. Either that or he’ll turn up on some science fiction show in the future where he’ll play a shape shifting alien security chief. Either way it’ll be hell for him.”

Key: “Well, looks like that’s us.” ::Looks around at the devastation and destruction:: “Who’s up for cheeseburgers?”

{Starbase Medical Bay}

Dersch: ::Keeps a vigil over the still unconscious Janeway::


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Commander Don Key
Flight Control Officer
USS Albion