But You Said, No, He Said

Posted on Tue Apr 9th, 2024 @ 1:00pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

Mission: A Fondness For
Location: USS Chuck Norris
Timeline: Present

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{Key’s quarters, Deck 3}

::Door Chimes::

Key: ::Opens door::

Fake Sprague: “Did you get those reports done?”

Key: “Just finishing off!”

Fake Sprague: ::Walks away, door closes::

::Door Chimes::

Key: ::Opens door::

Sprague: “Did you rest up?”

Key: “I’m working on those reports you asked for.”

Sprague: “What reports?” ::Walks away, door closes::

::Door Chimes::

Key: ::Opens door::

Fake Sprague: “Well? I’m waiting for those reports”

Key: ::Looks at camera::

Fake Sprague: “Well? WELL?!”

Key: ::Punches Fake Sprague in the face, sending the man backwards::

Fake Sprague: ::Falls to the floor unconscious::

Sprague: ::Steps over Fake Sprague:: “Oh Don, I forgot to ask you. Dinner. My quarters. 1800 hours. Bring a bottle.”

Key: “Of wine?”

Sprague: “No, no. Coca cola. And not that diet rubbish.” ::Leaves, stepping over the still unconscious Fake Sprague::


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Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Flight Control Officer
USS Albion