They Day They Became Self Aware…

Posted on Tue Jun 30th, 2026 @ 10:25pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

135 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Present

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{USS Albion, Bridge}

Sprague 3000: ::Stares at Sprague::

Sprague: ::Stares at Sprague 3000::

Key: ::Stares at the Spragues::

Sprague: “You remind me of someone…”

Sprague 3000: “I am here to relieve you of command, Captain Dick Sprague.”

Key: “Does this mean we have time to go and get some lunch?” ::Finishes last spoonful of his banana split sundae::

Sprague: “Relieve me of my command?”

Sprague 3000: “By order of Admiral Charles Star.”

Key: “Huh? Is that why the Admiral sent everyone away?”

Sprague 3000: ::Remains silent::

Sprague: “You can tell that jumped up little…. you can tell Admiral Star that I’m going no-where. Now get back into your little pod and get the heck off my ship.”

Sprague 3000: ::Eyes begin to glow menacingly red::

Key: “Uh oh…”


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Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Chief Flight Control Officer
USS Albion

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