Looks Like This Is It

Posted on Thu Jul 2nd, 2026 @ 3:41pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

143 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Present

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{Tiki Bar, San Francisco}

Star: “… the clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!"

Crowd: ::Laughs and cheers::

Star’s PA: “Sir, incoming transmission from the USS Albion for you on channel four-omega.”

Star: ::Waves his PA away:: “Ignore it. That’s an order.”

{USS Albion, Bridge}

Computer: “Unable to establish communication with Admiral Charles Star. Would you like to leave a message?”

Sprague 3000: ::Holding Sprague and Key up by their necks::

Sprague 3000: “I will break you.”

Key: ::Gasping:: “Dick! In case we don’t make it through this…” ::gasps again:: “… I want you to know that it’s been an honour…”

Sprague: “Don’t get mushy on me now, Don!” ::Reaches into his back pocket, and produces a hand phaser:: “We’re not done yet!”


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Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Chief Flight Control Officer
USS Albion

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