A holiday tradition

Posted on Sat Jul 4th, 2026 @ 11:08pm by Captain Dick Sprague

135 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: Various
Timeline: Current

OFF:

Happy U.S. Independence Day and happy Independence Fleet Independence Day!

And happy Albion Albion Day, which is every day.


ON:

{USS Albion, Bridge}

#SNIP#
Sprague: “Let’s beam down there.” ::Looks up:: “Computer, three to beam down to San Francisco, Starfleet Command HQ. Site to site transport.”

::Sprague, Key and Sprague 3000 disappear from the bridge of the Albion::


{Earth, Admiral Star’s Office}

Star: ::Severely hungover:: “Ugh, I’m never drinking again…”
#SNIP#

Star: "But not too hungover for hot dogs!" ::on a makeshift stage about to begin a hot dog eating contest against a few other officers and random space aliens::

Assembled junior officers, cadets, and Orion females: ::chanting:: "Chuck, Chuck, Chuck!"

Sprague, Key, and Sprague 3000: ::materialize in spots prepared for absent contestants::


OFF:

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020

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