You Want To Go Back?

Posted on Thu Jul 9th, 2026 @ 7:51am by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Edited on on Thu Jul 9th, 2026 @ 11:47am

162 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: San Francisco, Earth
Timeline: Present

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#SNIP#

Sprague 3000: ::laying on the ground from hot dog overdose... bursts into flames::

Star: ::sees Sprague 3000:: "Medical emergency! ... I mean, engineering emergency!"

#SNIP#

Key: ::Rushes over to Sprague 3000, who is still smouldering and smoking::

Key: “He’s dead, Jim. I mean, he’s dead sir.”

Star: “Hm. That’s vexing. He’s not going to like this.”

Sprague: “Who? Who’s not going to like this?”

Star: “Since you’re all going to die anyway, why not tell you. His name is…”

Sprague & Key: ::Begin to be beamed away::

Sprague: “No! Not now! Son of a…”

Star: ::Watches as the men transport away, before shrugging and returning his gaze to Sprague 3000::

Star: ::Motions to two security personnel:: “Throw that thing in the trash compactor.”

{Unknown Location}

Unknown Figure sitting in a chair with an exceptionally large backrest: ::petting an alien cat-like creature::

Unknown Figure: “Fine, I’ll do it myself…”


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Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Chief Flight Control Officer
USS Albion

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