And That's When the Vulcan Woke Up Drunk

Posted on Fri Jul 10th, 2026 @ 5:58am by Lieutenant JG Tessa Vale

83 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: USS New London
Timeline: Current

{USS New London, Bridge}

#SNIP#

Doyle: "Fire photon torpedoes!"

#SNIP#

::photon torpedoes lance from the USS New London towards the enemy ship::

::shields shudder again::

Ops: "Captain, shields are down to 15%."

Vale: ::passes around popcorn::

Bridge: ::chews::

::shooting stops::

Doyle 3000: ::appears on screen::

Doyle 3000: ::sniffs::

Doyle 3000: "Do you have some with butter?"


::an hour later::


{USS New London, Formal Dining Room}

Doyle 3000: "A Vulcan and a Romulan walked into a bar..."

Room: ::rotfl'ing::


OFF:

Lt Jg Tessa Vale
Support Craft Pilot
USS Albion

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