I am what I am

Posted on Wed Aug 19th, 2026 @ 7:38am by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

159 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Present

ON:

#SNIP#

Good Sprague: ::strolls around the corner and past the finish line::

Crewmembers: ::go crazy, hoist him up and carry him on a victory lap::

#SNIP#

Key: ::Looks up from where he’s now resting on the floor:: “But… I… don’t understand…”

Key: ::Looks at the corridor wall and notices a replicator. He gets to his feet again:: “Computer, one triple chocolate and caramel fudge brownie!”

Sprague: “BELAY THAT!”

Key: ::Turns, a look of confusion on his face::

Sprague: “Computer, make that TWO triple chocolate and caramel fudge brownies.”

Key: ::Smiles and nods. Hands Sprague one of the brownies. Both are devoured within seconds::

Sprague: “It’s a shame we didn’t have these to power us through that jog.”

Key: “Just like Popeye and his spinach, all we needed was some sugar!”

Sprague: “Computer, another two… another four triple chocolate and caramel brownies.”


:OFF:

Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Chief Flight Control Officer
USS Albion

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