The Voyage to Pisgollah

Posted on Tue Nov 3rd, 2026 @ 7:34pm by Lieutenant JG Tessa Vale

155 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Two For the Price of One
Location: USS Albion, Bridge
Timeline: Current

ON:

{USS Albion, Bridge}

Vale: "Estimating Pisgollah III in two point six hours at present speed."

Sprague 3000: "Great!"

Sprague: "Great!"

::point one hour later::

Vale: "Estimating Pisgollah III in two point five hours at present speed."

Sprague 3000: "Wonderful!"

Sprague: "Wonderful!"

Vale: ::wants to die::

#SNIP#

President of Pisgollah III (on viewscreen): =/\=This is the President of Pisgollah III. Do not approach Pisgollah III!=/\=

#SNIP#

Vale: ::turns on the right-hand signal and slowly pulls the Albion over to the side of the road, coming to a safe halt::

Vale: "We've stopped."

Sprague 3000: "Amazing!"

Sprague: "Amazing!"

Vale: ::bangs head on control panel::

#SNIP#

President of Pisgollah III (on viewscreen): =/\=The transmissions of an orbiting Probe are causing critical damage to this planet. =/\=

#SNIP#

Vale: ::as the president of Pisgollah drones on, pulls out a battered volume of the Encyclopaedia Britannica and turns to "Whales"::

Vale: ::starts reading::

OFF:
Lt JG Tessa Vale
Support Craft Pilot
USS Albion

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