How's this for a Captain's log, !@#$%?

Posted on Fri Feb 19th, 2021 @ 2:17am by Captain Dick Sprague

Captain's log, stardate !@#$%

Gettin' nervous, huh? Am I about to run this holographic shuttle outside the parameters of your crappy little Federation starship program? You know, I was actually in Star Fleet, and you got it all wrong. I would know.

Just a few more parsecs and then I'm out, you crooked !@#$% holodeck operator!! I want a full refund for this!

End of !@#$% log!