Another Double Double Cross

Posted on Thu Jan 13th, 2022 @ 11:18pm by Captain Dick Sprague
Edited on on Fri Jan 14th, 2022 @ 5:06pm

Mission: Consult the Anomaly
Location: Various
Timeline: Current

ON:

{Risa, Beach}

Waiter: ::melts the ice around Rubbletree's head and then takes him to a secluded hut at phaserpoint::

Rubbletree: "Am I under arrest?"

Waiter: ::rips off mask Mission Impossible! style::

Rubbletree: ::puts his hands down and laughs:: "Oh Bob, it was you all along, you really got me good!"

Waiter: ::rips off mask Mission Impossible! style again to reveal that he's actually a Romulan:

Rubbletree: ::eyes bulge and puts his hands back up::

Waiter: "You screwed up, Rubbletree. The Albion hasn't met its checkpoints, you must have put in the wrong course."

Rubbletree: "That's impossible, I checked it twice, three... I mean four times!"

{Jail Cell}

Mack: ::mumbling in his sleep:: "Romulans... ugh... ISS Martin... wablablab... Genno... Genno... ooh... Genno."

Genno: ::shaking Mack:: "Mack, Mack, wake up!"

Mack: ::snorts as he comes to:: "Direct hit!" ::realizes where he is:: "Oh."

Genno: "You must have been having a nightmare."

Mack: "Computer Mack Bravo Lima." ::nothing happens::

Andrews: ::glares at Mack::

Mack: "I just thought I'd try."

Sprague: ::materializes in from a Romulan transporter beam; lowers his arm as if activating a slot machine:: "Big money, big money!" ::looks around:: "Wait, I didn't win the jackpot?"

OFF:

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020