Teacher’s Pet

Posted on Mon May 8th, 2023 @ 8:39pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: USS Albion, Bridge
Timeline: Present

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Key: "Sorry, Captain." ::stands back up:: "This chair is a different version than the one on my old ship." ::makes a joke about chairs that isn't funny at all::

Sprague: "HAHAHAHA!!! That's hilarious!" ::darts past Townsend to talk to Key:: "Tell me, where did you come from, Ensign?"

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Key: “Uhh… my quarters, sir. It took a while to find them.” ::Shrugs nonchalantly::

Sprague: “Pahahahaaa! Zing! Another good one!” ::Pats Key on the shoulder:: “Tell me Ensign. Do you like banana split sundaes with…”

Key: ::Interrupts:: “… four scoops of chocolate ice cream?”

Sprague: “And…”

Sprague & Key in unison: “A mountain of whipped cream with a minimum of five cherries on top.”

Key: “Yes sir! I like those types of banana split sundaes.”

Sprague: ::Places hand on Key’s shoulder again:: “Y’know Ensign. This might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”


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Ensign Donald ‘Don’ Key
Flight Control Officer
USS Albion