Would you like fries with that?

Posted on Mon May 8th, 2023 @ 10:35pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: Various
Timeline: Current

OFF:

Great posts, keep it up!

ON:

{USS Albion, Sickbay}

Spivick and Grexx: ::staring at a test tube with a blue smoking liquid::

Test tube: ::turns red and all of the liquid immediate evaporates out::

Spivick: "Not that one either!"

Grexx: "Back to the ole' drawing board!"


{Hydra Gamma II, forest}

Varley and Glass: ::staring at a test tube with a blue smoking liquid::

Varley: "I really wish Mack was here to help us."

Glass: "Ditto."

Test tube: ::turns red and explodes::

Varley and Glass: ::knocked to the ground, injured and unconscious::


{USS Albion, Shuttle Bay}

Voomy: ::enters because Sprague gave him the wrong directions to the transporter room:: "Ohhhhhh. Federation Shuttle Craft." ::enters a shuttle craft::


{USS Albion, Bridge}

#SNIP#
Sprague: ::Places hand on Key’s shoulder again:: “Y’know Ensign. This might be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
#SNIP#

Sprague: "In fact, I've got a special edition food replicator installed in my ready room--the best sundaes in Star Fleet."

Key: "That sounds great!" ::makes another terrible joke and doesn't notice two lights flashing at his station--forward phaser array uninstalled and shuttle craft departing::

Sprague: ::leads Key to his ready room as they chat, skipping right past and ignoring Townsend again::

OFF:

Uh oh.

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020