Wherever you go… there you are
Posted on Sun May 21st, 2023 @ 12:20pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Mission:
Naming Conventions
Location: Main Engineering, USS Albion
Timeline: Present
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#Snip#
Anders and Key: ::no longer in sickbay::
Grexx: ::notices their comm badges on the floor:: "Uh oh."
#Snip#
{Main Engineering}
Anders & Key: ::Enter main engineering. The pupils of their eyes dilated to the point of being non-existent::
Key: “Hey man, you said this was the mess hall.”
Anders: “Dude, I didn’t didn’t say that. I said I thought it was this way.
Key: Hey man, you got it wrong okay? Just, like, admit that you got it wrong and we’ll be cool okay.”
Anders: “Dude, I like, totally got it wrong. I’m sorry.”
Random Engineer: “Afternoon sirs, Lieutenant Commander Grexx isn’t here I’m afraid he’s in sickbay. Can I help you?”
Key: ::Stomach growls::
Anders: ::Stomach growls too::
Key: “Can I get an order of twelve double cheeseburgers, six portions of curly fries, some mozzarella sticks, fourteen chicken drumsticks, two cokes, and some soft scoop ice cream?”
Anders: “Make that two, dude.”
Key: “Hey man, make that two.”
Random Engineer: ::Frowns:: “Uh, is this a joke sirs?”
Key: ::Shoves the engineer out of the way:: “Hey man, you’re no use to me!”
Anders & Key: ::Begin randomly pushing buttons quickly in unison::
Random Engineer: “Sirs, please… SIRS! DON’T!”
::The lights dim and the ship goes to red alert::
Grexx: ::Walks into engineering:: “What’s the story?”
Random Engineer: ::Reads the console next to him:: “I don’t know how they’ve done it sir, but they’ve activated the self destruct sequence!”
Computer: “Starship self destruct sequence initiated. 9 minutes 49 seconds remaining.”
Grexx: “Oh that’s easy to fix. It happens to me all the time.” ::Clears throat:: “Computer, cancel self destruct sequence. Authorisation: Grexx Foxtrot Uniform Nine Nine.”
Computer: “Unable to comply. 9 minutes 27 seconds until self destruct.”
Grexx: ::Gulps::
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Lieutenant JG Don Key
Flight Control Officer
USS Albion
