Funny Not Funny

Posted on Sun May 21st, 2023 @ 3:01pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Current

ON:

{USS Albion, Engineering}

#SNIP#
Computer: “Unable to comply. 9 minutes 27 seconds until self destruct.”

Grexx: ::Gulps::
#SNIP#

Sprague ::randomly enters::

Key: "Captain, did you hear the one about the Klingon and then Cardassian?"

Sprague: "No, I don't think so."

Key: "Me neither!"

Sprague: "HAHAHAHA! I don't know how, but somehow you've gotten even funnier!" ::turns to Anders:: "Who are you?"

Anders: "Lt. Anders, sir. I've been onboard for 2 years."

Sprague: "Well you obviously didn't make an impression like Don here did!"

Computer: "8 minutes until self-destruct."


{USS Albion, corridor outside of Mack's quarters}

#SNIP#
Kate::Picks up a Transmission leaving the Room Being sent to A location Score Knew All To Well::"Crap, Ensign Score to Secuirty, Lt.JG Mack Quarters Now, Phasers Set to Stun, And Bring me one to"

Secuirty "Copy Entroute"
#SNIP#

Score: ::bright purple uniform lights up the hallway::

Security team: ::arrives::

Von Haeften: ::exits his quarters:: "Oh, am I missing something?"

OFF:

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020