Was that with ketchup?

Posted on Sun May 21st, 2023 @ 3:27pm by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: Main Engineering
Timeline: Present

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{Main Engineering}

Grexx: “This isn’t good. Unless we figure out how the doobie brothers here initiated the self destruct sequence, we’re toast.”

Key: “No dude, cheeseburgers, not toast.”

Grexx: ::Rolls his eyes::

Key: ::Effects of ‘Shitehead’ begin to lessen:: “Wait a minute, why am I in engineering?”

Sprague: “HAHAHA!! What a guy!”

Grexx: “You initiated the self destruct sequence!”

Anders: “Did he?!”

Key: “Did I?!”

Grexx: “You both did!”

Sprague: ::Thinking the situation is hilarious::

Computer: “Six minutes until self destruct.”

Key: “Quick! Shut it off!”

Grexx: “We tried! You must have put in some sort of lockout code while you were sky high!”

Anders: “I can’t remember.”

Key: “Nor me.” ::Shrugs and smiles::

Grexx: ::Face palms::

Computer: “Five minutes until self destruct.”

Key: “Say, did my order arrive?”

Anders: “Order?”

Key: “The cheeseburgers and stuff I ordered earlier. I used that terminal over there.” ::Points to terminal near the warp core::

Grexx: ::Rushes over and inputs Key’s ‘order’ as the access code::

Computer: “Destruct sequence lockout disabled.”

Grexx: “Thank God!”

Sprague: “Wait, wait! Don’t shut down the self destruct sequence yet…”


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Lieutenant JG Don Key
Flight Control Officer
USS Albion