Best.. ... ...Ever

Posted on Mon May 22nd, 2023 @ 3:41am by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Naming Conventions
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Current

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#SNIP#
=/\= Andrews to Sprague, you’d better get up here as soon as you can sir; we have a situation brewing =/\=
#SNIP#


{USS Albion, Bridge}

Sprague: ::enters the bridge as he takes a huge bite out of his double cheeseburger::

Key: ::follows Sprague onto the bridge::

Andrews: "Captain--"

Sprauge: "--This is the best burger ever!" ::chewing, ketchup falls onto his uniform::

Andrews: "I don't doubt it, Sir. As I was saying--"

Sprague: "Grilled to perfection!" ::a piece falls onto the floor::

Andrews: "Yes Captain, and--"

Sprague: "Lt. Key, you know what? For getting me this delicious cheeseburger..." ::taps comm badge::


{USS Albion, corridor outside of Mack's quarters}

#SNIP#
Score: ::bright purple uniform lights up the hallway::

Security team: ::arrives::

Von Haeften: ::exits his quarters:: "Oh, am I missing something?"
#SNIP#

Sprague: =/\=Attention crew. Lieutenant Don Key is hereby promoted to Lieutenant Commander, effective immediately.=/\=

Mack's quarters: ::loud noises::

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Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020