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Posted on Sat Sep 2nd, 2023 @ 11:34pm by Captain Dick Sprague

Mission: Albion, on Ice!
Location: Various
Timeline: Current


{Spacedock, Brig}

Guard #1: "Make it quick, Captain. They're moving him to the Federation funny farm."

Sprague: "Yes, poor friend. I hear he's fruity as a nut cake."

Key: ::following behind Sprague while still eating a cheeseburger::

Guard #1: "Two minutes."

Sprague and Key: ::enter Townsend's cell::

Townsend: "Dick!"

Sprague: ::whips out two cheeseburgers from underneath his coat:: "How many cheeseburgers did I bring you?"

{Spacedock, Medical}

Janeway: ::face turns green:: "Oh no." ::projectile pukes all over Dersch::

Dersch: ::covered in puke:: "Eww. Gross!"

Janeway: ::pukes all over him again:: "Sorry about that, I'm not feeling very well." ::pukes all over Dersch a third time::


Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020


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