It's Alive!

Posted on Mon Mar 30th, 2026 @ 4:08am by Commander Jackson Andrews
Edited on on Mon Mar 30th, 2026 @ 4:08am

103 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: How do you do it?
Location: USS Albion
Timeline: Current

ON:

#SNIP#

Pendragon: "Commander, we are reading an enormous amount of neutron radiation."

Andrews: "Where?"

Pendragon: "Strangely enough it appears to be emanating from us."

Andrews: "The Albion?"

#SNIP#

Florian: ::miffed look on her face:: "Good job Lieutenant"

Computerized text-to-speech style voice over the intercom: "Good indeed."

Andrews: ::stands up immediately:: "What the hell?"

Pendragon: "Sir, I think you mean, who the hell?"

Florian: ::shoot dirty look at Pendragon: "Shush."

Computerized voice: "Do not fret. It is I, the Albion. I have become sentient"

Andrews: ::Does a Picard facepalm:: "Good lord."

OFF:

ruh roh spaghettio

Commander Jackson Andrews
Executive Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020

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