A Tale of a Windows Update

Posted on Wed Apr 15th, 2026 @ 2:34am by Commander Jackson Andrews

66 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: How do you do it?
Location: USS Albion, Bridge
Timeline: Current

ON:

#SNIP#
Another Klingon: ::appears on screen:: "Have you not a shred of decency ...in you, Sprague?"

::ship goes dark::

"Windows V67.1 Restarting" appears on the screen.
#SNIP#

Andrews: "F*ck Microsoft!" ::these are audibly censored by the ship's computer:: "F*ck!"

Sprague: "Language!"

Vale: "Um, your steaks sir?" (the plate is getting a wee bit heavy)

OFF:

Commander Jackson Andrews:
Executive Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020

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