Emily Post

Posted on Mon Apr 20th, 2026 @ 1:21am by Captain Dick Sprague

83 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: How do you do it?
Location: Various
Timeline: Current

ON:

{USS Albion, Bridge}

#SNIP#
Po'rok: ::turns around and makes another attempt to stab Sprague::
#SNIP#

Key: ::trips and falls in front of Po'rok while holding a cake, causing Po'rok to cut the cake in half::


{USS Albion, Main Engineering Closet}

#SNIP#
Weird device with a handwritten note 'don't touch! time travel device!': ::smoking becomes more profuse::
#SNIP#

Weird device with a handwritten note 'don't touch! time travel device!': ::bursts into flames::


OFF:

Captain Dick Sprague
Commanding Officer
USS Albion NCC-3020

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