One Day, I'll Finish This Steak

Posted on Tue Apr 21st, 2026 @ 3:50pm by Lieutenant JG Tessa Vale

90 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: How do you do it?
Location: USS Albion, Bridge
Timeline: Current

{USS Albion, Main Engineering Closet}

#SNIP#
Weird device with a handwritten note 'don't touch! time travel device!': ::bursts into flames::
#SNIP#


{USS Albion, Bridge}

Vale: ::Cuts steak and prepares to eat a bite::

Vale: ::Looks at viewscreen::  "Um... why are the stars moving around?"

Everyone: ::Looks at viewscreen::

Vale: ::Looks down at plate::

Plate: ::The steak is whole again::

Vale: "Uh?"

Vale: ::Cuts another bite of steak and chews::  (Wow, this is tough.  Almost like it's a century old)

OFF:

Lt Jg Tessa Vale
Support Craft Pilot
USS Albion

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