Darn it, Disney!

Posted on Thu Jun 25th, 2026 @ 7:03am by Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key

135 words; about a 1 minute read

Mission: Do as I say, not as I...
Location: Albion
Timeline: Present

:ON:

#Snip#

Star: =/\= ::holds up a PADD:: =/\=And I've got another mission for the Albion.=/\= ::holds up another PADD:: =/\=You and that other outstanding officer, Commander Key, should be able to handle it by yourselves.=/\=

#Snip#

Key: ::Holds his head in discomfort:: “Uh, nothing worse than a sugar crash… my head feels like it’s been run over by a flotilla of nuclear wessels…”

Key: ::Realises that Admiral Star is still on the line. Lowers his hands and sits up straight before giving a nervous smile::

Star: “Dick, I’m sending you and your boy here to the Balderaan system.”

Sprague: “Alderaan system?”

Star: “No, Balderaan. We couldn’t get the rights to use Alderaan.”

Key: “Makes sense.”

Sprague: “What is our mission, sir?”


:OFF:

Commander Donald ‘Don’ Key
Chief Flight Control Officer
USS Albion

RSS Feed